Melted Army Men

That is what my baby’s poop usually looks like. Remember when you were a kid and you or your brother or your neighbor played with the little green plastic army men that were basically made by molding liquefied plastic into the shape of army men? Then one day you/he got the great idea to add some pyro techniques to your World War II games by pouring kerosene onto the enemy troops and lighting them on fire to suffer a firey fate…well the resulting melted semi solid gobs of plastic are basically what my baby craps out of her butt. I dont know why or how since what goes in is usually just white. Must be one of God’s great mysteries.